下面是一些比较著名有趣的赌博话语，供您娱乐享用。

　　萧伯纳

　　“如果消除吸烟和赌博，你会惊奇地发现，几乎所有英国人的乐趣都可以而且大多与他的狗共享”。

　　（其实我们的狗，是治疗爱情伤痛最好的伴侣。吸烟和赌博，你可以结合这两者的乐趣。）

　　凯莱Steinam

　　“妇女总的赌博本能就寻找满意的婚姻”

　　（男人结婚赌博，但他们也很喜欢扑在赌桌上。）

　　米奇Hedberg

　　“我爱黑杰克。但我不沉迷于赌博。我沉迷于坐在一个半圈里面。”

　　教皇约翰二十三世

　　“意大利人有三种方式是最普遍的：妇女，赌博，和农业。我的家庭选择了最慢的。”

　　迪斯雷利

　　“有没有什么像政治赌博。”

　　那么，也许除了企业融资以外，… …

　　保罗纽曼

　　“赢得了两倍的钱，甜如血汗钱”

　　健哈伯德

　　“你的钱最安全的方式是折叠好，并把它放在你的口袋里。”

　　中国谚语

　　“如果你必须发挥，在开始的决定三件事情：游戏规则，事关重大，戒烟时间”

　　“赌场和妓女有共同 点，他们都试图拧出你的钱，然后以一个微笑送你回家。”

　　史蒂夫阿伦

　　“我曾经是一个狂赌者。但现在我只是精神投注。”

　　译文：

　　Famous Gambling Quotes

　　Below is a list of our favorite gambling quotes.

　　George Bernard Shaw

　　“If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog”。

　　（Actually our dog loves to guess which hand the treat is in as well, so you can combine 2 pleasures here.）

　　Gloria Steinam

　　“Women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage”

　　（Men gamble too on marriage, but they also like a flutter on the tables.）

　　Mitch Hedberg

　　“I love blackjack. But I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi circle.”

　　Pope John XXIII

　　“Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways: women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.”

　　Benjamin Disraeli

　　“There is no gambling like politics.”

　　Well, except maybe corporate finance…

　　Paul Newman in The Color of Money

　　“Money won is twice as sweet as money earned”

　　　Kin Hubbard

　　“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”

　　Chinese Proverb

　　“If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.”

　　VP Pappy

　　“Casinos and hookers have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face.”

　　Henry Youngman

　　“I bet on a horse at ten-to-one.  It didn’t come in until half-past five.”

　　Steve Allen

　　“I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets.”